{Originally appeared in The C. W. Post Pioneer}
In honor of Inception’s release on Blu-Ray and DVD, Tom Lorenzo and Mike Natale decided to compile a little list of the ten things we learned while watching Christopher Nolan’s newest flick. We hope you all enjoy:
10.)Tom Hardy should be James Bond. Right now.
9.) Joseph Gordon Levitt is totally interesting when fighting in a g*d damned spinning hallway….
8.) But he’s really boring when he’s just talking about dreamscapes and sh*t.
7.) If Michael Caine is in a movie, he owns that movie. Always. Even Jaws 4: The Revenge. But especially Inception.
6.) The dreams Christopher Nolan thinks people have are 10000000000 times cooler than the dreams we really have. Where are train cars shooting down a city street while I’m reading an essay on Kafka in my underwear? Huh? Huh?!?!?!
5.) It’s always interesting seeing Leo drop his natural Boston accent for a movie where he’s not playing a “dooly appointed federahl mahshall.” (See: Shutter Island)
4.) That guy from Platoon with the messed up face is apparently still alive! I’ll be damned!
3.) Three-Six Mafia winning an Oscar before Christopher Nolan ever has: Greatest sin of all time.
2.) I am not as smart as I think I am.
1.) You may find yourself saying “It was all a dream*”
*I used to read Word Up magazine/Salt'n'Pepa and Heavy D up in/the limousine/Hangin' pictures on my wall/Every Saturday Rap Attack, Mr. Magic, Marley Marl/I let my tape rock 'til my tape popped/Smokin' weed and bamboo, sippin' on private stock/Way back, when I had the red and black lumberjack/With the hat to match/Remember Rappin' Duke, duh-ha, duh-ha/You never thought that hip hop would take it this far
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